RamblingPanda

joined 2 years ago
[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

It's much more convenient to scan your bunghole in the bathroom.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 month ago

Throw in some disgust and hate and we'll have a stew going.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 month ago

"I might have dropped my bombs prematurely, but it's not my fault. Some dude at spirit forgot the bolts."

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 month ago

Maybe AI stands for "an intern".

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 month ago

I don't understand the fuss, aren't they just stored in some toilet in the white house?

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ, can we please close our airports for American flights?

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Haha, I'll never get into the USA. Trump is a snowflake melted on a turd and he can fuck a melon.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Such a punchable face.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Come to the US, the land of the fuck you."

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 224 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

I'm confused, did she even try to cross the border or was she just there to renew her visa? Why not just send her back for fuck's sake?

Edit:
Okay, if I understood it correctly, she was already in the US and had a valid visa, which was about to expire. Her lawyer told her to go to the border to renew it, and as she was working in LA, that was the nearest border crossing. This makes it even more insane.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doing your own research or, you know, trust the experts? There's no way I will get deep enough into virology to get a proper grasp if I need a vaccination. But I for sure won't trust a random space Karen or brainworm Jimmy.

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