Me: Checks RSS feed
RSS feed: nothing new
Me: Checks RSS feed again, later in the day
RSS feed: nothing new
Me: Opens Lemmy
Lemmy: Here's that new article!
Why do I even bother using RSS, if the Lemmings post it just as quickly?
Me: Checks RSS feed
RSS feed: nothing new
Me: Checks RSS feed again, later in the day
RSS feed: nothing new
Me: Opens Lemmy
Lemmy: Here's that new article!
Why do I even bother using RSS, if the Lemmings post it just as quickly?
And I thought that Shrimp Jesus was bad already.
But now it can boil the oceans faster by a few dozen orders of magnitude!
Satire isn't just dead, reality is fucking its corpse in the middle of the street.