Rom

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I finally landed my dream job: I massage Elon's bladder with a device every two hours so he can pee since he ruined his shit with too much special k. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What happens when you and the cum extraction guy are scheduled at the same time?

Hey im at the Hexbear meetup, where is everyone? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We're still cleaning the piss out of the walls from last time

me when someone says I'm on hexbear too much in c/badposting@hexbear.net
What would you do if you woke up one day to find that your butthole is now a portal to another dimension? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So where does my colon lead to now? Urgent question.

When they see me being based online in c/badposting@hexbear.net
imagine that this entire badpost i made was just a bad MS paint drawing of a penis. "and.... post" it's titled in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Haha made you think about penis farquaad-point

My girlfriend refuses to watch me play Factorio in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

She's calling you a lib, the Factorio dev is fash

https://archive.ph/NeJa2

Remembering that time Soviet troops attacked tourists in Florida in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Even aliens from Star Trek have attacked Florida specifically.

DO NOT TOOT IT ! in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

T O O T

What's your time travel bucket list? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

No need, he's still alive and making youtube videos lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Lr5zMgE08

What's your time travel bucket list? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

I would give John Hinckley Jr some shooting lessons.

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