SARGE

joined 1 year ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

Well yeah, if you're trapped in one of our many prisons, you get to look forward to slave labor! Slavery is perfectly legal and constitutional, as per the 13th amendment.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 67 points 4 months ago (18 children)

As an American, seconded.

I'm trapped here, don't YOU risk being kidnapped and trapped here or sent somewhere worse just because you wanted to see the Grand Canyon.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago

The "I'm doing the thing you're doing but throwing it back at you" and "thanks or whatever" definitely is.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

They're being helpful and assuming you may genuinely not know the word, and are giving you the correct version for the context.

Getting defensive isn't necessary.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 4 months ago

That banner SLAMMED Jeff bezoz!

I'm sure he didn't just chuckle to himself and sleep even more soundly at night.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

Gotta start them while they're young! Cuts back on down time for the meat grinder.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 months ago

Well then by definition, it's no longer secure.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 57 points 4 months ago (5 children)

"Tourists hit cyclist and fled the scene"

... Probably Americans.

reads the very next line

Wow, I'm soooooo surprised. Shocked, even.

Can American tourists not be shit for FIVE MINUTES???

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"genocide is okay as long as it's the right people"

-someone insane

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago
  1. I saw picture of a penis in a bathtub someone had titled "Moby dick" on my first day.

Forums were everywhere, and most websites from private entities looked like someone vomited gifs and word art everywhere. Backgrounds were the most insane of colors and oh my god I just now realized one of the sites I used to visit in the early 2000s was popular with trans people, the trans flag was all over the place and literally was the background

Also MySpace.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I have a permanent solution to banking crises:

Ban capitalism globally.

It's foolproof. It will stop any more banks from having any sort of crisis.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's literally what it feels like: being stuck in an objective (the planet) and you have a teammate that's SUPER gung ho about the fact he's got a bomb vest (nukes) on that will go off if he dies, and you're just praying he doesn't catch a stray round (attack) while shooting at people from the doorway (doing proxy war things or just straight up committing/supporting genocide/ethnic cleansing/war of extermination/etc) or lose connection (leadership going insane).

If any of those things happen, you know you're all toast. And it's all mostly outside of your control.

I hate to use video games as a metaphor for literal nuclear war and sorry for spelling it out like I'm talking to a child but I felt it was needed for clarity.

We're all on the planet together, and no one will ever be able to force everyone into submission, the more we fight the shorter time we have as a species.

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