Tolookah

That's the most not the onion title I've seen recently that isn't politics related.

Also I'm sad they didn't have any pictures, sounds silly.

Washington Epstein Files

Sounds like mercury is in retrograde.

So you're looking for a self hosted VoIP and SMS solution. Google voice does let you send SMS over Wi-Fi, but it's not self hosted.

The problem is that if you want to offload SMS and voice, you're going to be using data to do it. Whatever roaming fees will probably still apply.

But only in the oval office. Otherwise you can't hear... Uh, the crowd in your mind... Yeah.

Ah, ouch.

With Android, you can set a timer on YouTube

Parental controls on YouTube work decent.

If I recall, they want you to be on the same network your own (edit: was town) client will be. I think

You have a small quiz, which is questions like "have you read the rules? Do you understand why you need to seed? What's your client?"

I see you have not met many CTOs, unfortunately.