VindictiveJudge

There isn't even a federal sales tax to replace, just state sales taxes.

Yes, but you have to shake the cow pretty vigorously.

It actually doesn't fit the rules. That comma before "announces" is completely unnecessary and accomplishes nothing. The headline should read,

Pope Francis has died, the Vatican camerlengo announces

Because you have to sit to use the bidet?

The uninhabited islands bit is interesting. It looks like they stumbled on a massive money laundering operation. Not that they'll look into it, mind you.

None of those are legal barriers. Being under 35 is.

IIRC, someone got with the author of that bit of code to ask how they came up with it, but they had simply learned it from someone else. So they tracked them down and found that they had also learned it from someone else. They eventually landed on Greg Walsh as the original author, but for a bit the code had no known origin.

So, you know how Erdogan recently threw bogus charges at a candidate and revoked the guy's degree to make him ineligible? That's why banning people with criminal records isn't a good idea; the current government can just bar the opposition from running.

Vantablack is a specific chemical product, not a color. If you can get something just as black via a different process they can't do anything.

You don't want to put all your eggs in one basket.

Don't know about that specific picture, but the premise of the KOTH revival airing later this year involves an adult Bobby working as a chef at a restaurant.

And that's after Mexico violated a non-aggression pact and conquered Arizona.