Witchfire

If a Canadian tank rolled down the street the next day, I would run out asking to go with them

The Geneva Convention did need an update

In French it sounds like Chewbacca

Marriage isn't necessary for a lot of those. A domestic partnership is a lot easier and can get you couples rights, health insurance, life insurance, and visa. Country dependent of course.

I personally don't intend on getting married since I hate that it's a religious practice enshrined in law. But between common law/domestic partnership, we don't need to.

China's honestly gone up a rank, and that isn't because it has changed

Is that a promise?

Making HRT straight up illegal

Sending dissidents, queer people, immigrants, and political rivals on a one way trip to El Salvador

Lining up military forces along the Canadian and Mexican borders, then a moment of dementia when Trump says he'll do the same to Greenland

AI meets eugenics meets racism

Mass murderer has shown willingness for peace by leaving a daughter alive after killing her other 5 family members

Trump vows to ~~cure cancer~~ send people with cancer to concentration camps and eradicate ~~AIDS~~ gay people

Ftfy

I have a single implant. One. I fucking hate it. Not to speak of the dentist because he's fantastic, but the structure of the things drives me nuts.

If anyone's unaware, they don't go into the socket like a normal tooth. There's an anchor, but they're kinda T-shaped and leave a miniscule gap between the "tooth" and the gum. SO MUCH SHIT GETS TRAPPED IN THERE! I carry metal toothpicks with me everywhere ("weapons" according to every security guy ever) because I constantly have to dig shit out.

There's other problems too, but that's the most annoying one.

He wants to memorialize himself in the city that absolutely hates his guts

It manipulates time by sending the entire country back 100 years, and it manipulates space by making it seem like the middle of Europe