blimthepixie

I'm confused, is it the turds not flushing or the skiddies that he's withering on about?

I don't understand why people look up to this melt

We need c/notnottheonion

Infinity plus 1

Makes me ashamed to be left handed

What a lovely article to read with a morning brew.

Much better than the content posts about tariffs or genocide

Make it sound spicier - previous millennium drug deal scheme

You can also buy toilet paper with his face on it

They'd be sonar panels

He heard about Emperor Penguins and probably got confused and wanted to start a trade war with the supreme leader

What's this?

Spot the monobrow?

Even if the actual killer stuck again, hitting another CEO and then confessed on live TV for both murders, people would still think (and I can say the name here) that Luigi is guilty.

Y'all are mental across the pond