boughtmysoul

Sternly Worded Letter incoming.

Best I can do is a Trump smartphone.

“He suffered cat-astrophic injuries.”

Don’t ever change, New York Post.

I understood that reference.

RIP to that poor bee :(

You know when you make a statement, then say “but” it negates the statement, yeah?

Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.

This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.

The bus doesn’t stop when you look at an ad.

Try harder.

GOOD THING TRUMP ENDED THE GENOCIDE ON DAY 1.

The depth of your stupidity and gullibility is literally astounding.

What in the ever loving fuck are you talking about? Did you just vomit on your keyboard and by chance it churned out this message?

44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.

Wait. I pay for YouTube with my time, the most important resource I have access to. There’s a level where you pay money and STILL SEE ADS?