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[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 82 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Dev: “Boss, we need additional storage on the database cluster to handle the latest clients we signed up.”

Boss: “First see if AI can do it.”

DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Grok has said disparaging things about Elon Musk so I’m assuming it’s going to be disappeared to El Salvador soon.

DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

GitHub Copilot about to be clocking some overtime on COBOL conversions.

Atlantic journalist says Trump officials included him in war plans group chat in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lkml

With the Democratic Party struggling to find a new direction, former President Joe Biden and former first lady Jill Biden have offered to jump in and help with fundraising and rebuilding. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I know of someone we can send out to offer a Handshake.

With the Democratic Party struggling to find a new direction, former President Joe Biden and former first lady Jill Biden have offered to jump in and help with fundraising and rebuilding. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Michael Dukakis is their ace in the hole.

Canada ‘will never be part of the US’, says new PM Mark Carney amid trade war in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Edited to elaborate that yes he announced his resignation on January 6 and today was his last half day.