dick_fineman

joined 9 months ago
[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't femsplain away my super awesome masulinipower. I am penis, holder of dick. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Let me mansplain to you why it was actually the 1920s, and also something about sandwiches. PENIS POWER!

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago (4 children)

...he was lying to you?

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You can't just throw a crate engine in. My current car (2012 Hyundai Tucson) is a "California engine". My family is in auto, and we went to a guy who replaced the engines on my uncle's fleet. $6500 because the engine itself was so hard to source and replace with all the bullshit sensors, and an extra $1k for the rental I needed for 2 weeks while they tracked an engine down.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

It was a boat on wheels. But mine only got 7MPG. And that "twilight sentinel" nonsense never worked right. It did have some decent pickup for its size though.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 5 points 2 months ago (10 children)

I think they were doing the Nissan Versa like that for a while too. But it's definitely not common and should be for cars that aren't economy-boxes. And just to lay my shit out, I guess, my progression was: 1991 Plymouth Acclaim, 1990 Chevy Caprice Classic (loved that car), 2000 Chevy Monte Carlo (it blew up!), 2007 Hyundai Tucson, 2012 Hyundai Tucson.

I AM in the market for a new car...eventually. Have replace the engine on this one already and know it's on its last legs. But I don't see anything out there that I actually like. I kinda liked the Challenger, I guess...but I honestly am thinking about going back to cars from the 90s/80s again. I legit miss my Caprice.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 5 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Happy to say I haven't seen that shit here yet...unlike Reddit and 4chan.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 195 points 2 months ago (60 children)

All I want is a car with modern engineering and simple technology. I'm fine with crank windows and a radio I can easily swap out. But I would like an engine that gets more than 7MPG and has crumple-zones that aren't my face. I don't need touchscreens and sensors for everything. And I sure as fuck don't want the manufacturer pushing out "updates" that can brick my car.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 11 points 2 months ago (15 children)

I thought it was the place for people who didn't want their shitposting interrupted by random child porn. Am...am I in the wrong place???

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is OP even black? I doubt it. Also if your entire argument rests solely upon the skin-color of the person who made the post, then your argument is weak as fuck.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 65 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I feel like this is the plot to a Hallmark movie. He was a Russian Hacktivist group, She was a researcher setting up honeypots to trap her enemies. But what she never expected was to trap love in her honeypot.

...and now maybe it's the plot for a shitty porno. Anyway, Netflix, give me money.

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