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Russian Internet users are unable to access the open Internet in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.

What brand are these utensils? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

Democrats Shocked By Success Of Left-Wing Candidate Offering Left-Wing Policies To Left-Wing Voters in c/progressivepolitics@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Correct.

Trump social media site brought down by Iran hackers in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.

‘Magic Tree House’ Author, ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ among hundreds of Tennessee book bans in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

Making sure those kids have play-dough brains.

I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol

Bite me in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Masons during Gothic era be like in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Guy above him: ur welcome bro 😎

Nine women accuse Jared Leto of sexual impropriety in new report in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 25 points 6 months ago (3 children)

In no way foreseeable. Blindsiding. Absolute mystery. Textbook head-scratcher. No way possible at all to have known beforehand that this behavior was happening with so charismatic and trustworthy an individual.

DOGE employees are facing a really painful karma in c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What are your bootstraps made of, overcooked spaghetti?! Pull ‘em harder, snowflakes!

Trump voters are afraid that he would hold his promise to cut medicaid in c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

lmao fuck off back to oan and false social, righty.

Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] don@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago

Premium Sike.