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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 7 months ago

Hell yeah I do and now my meat is always cooked to perfection!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 7 months ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 7 months ago

Don't be a dick.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 7 months ago

Legalise it, regulate the growing and selling of it and kill the green market.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Edit: I just noticed it kinda looks like the "Do something" meme character.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I have a line tattooed on my leg, I lived with a guy who had a tattoo setup, one day I was home alone, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllly fuckin drunk and stoned, so I decided to tattoo myself, did a little nirvana face thing, then, while I had the tattoo gun in my hand, resting on my leg, I passed out, my foot pressed the pedal and I tattooed a thick line in my leg, woke up as second after and just left it.

I only ever tattooed myself when I was kind of drunk from then on.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I coughed the other day, just a little one and pulled a bunch of muscles in my lower back, now I can't look down without pain, 39 this year, it's all down hill from here.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 52 points 7 months ago (11 children)

It never is though, just good old heart palpitations edging you.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 23 points 7 months ago

*Me playing the world's smallest violin*

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Looks like I'll have to pre write a testimony for if/when someone kills me and my sister wants to have AI talk for me.

"Hey fuck head who killed me, you're a fucking pussy!

Ooooo look at me I used a (insert weapon ) like a little bitch

I'm gonna haunt your ass and focus the entirety of my spectral energy on making sure your dumbass life sucks in there.

Also, suck a dick dumb cunt, I'm poor, you got nothing but jail for being a useless little bitch baby.

Catch ya real soon, like reeeeeeeeaaaaaaal soon."

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you, Your Majesty!

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