goldteeth

"Well I was trying to add Jeff Goldblum and your names are obviously right next to each other in my phone, so..."

Seems like everyone's been getting that noise lately. I'm on my third.

Where on earth would you find a wall on a road with a fotorealistic continuation of the road printed on it?

Spoken like a man who has never relentlessly pursued a roadrunner, nor taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.