gothic_lemons

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Rename football in America, Trump says, because soccer owns that title in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Again you mean

Hillary Clinton Says Young Americans Are Pro-Palestine Because They Watch ‘Totally Made Up’ Videos of Gaza Horrors in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

You're not a mind reader. If they wanted to go to bed earlier cuz they got up early they should have told you that. Being a little late doesn't justify their reaction in my opinion. If they want you home by x time they need to clearly request that. Even if they request that it doesn't mean you have to agree. They shouldn't be setting a curfew for you, imo.

Yeah maybe you should ask what your partner wanted, either dishes or sleep. But again you're not a mind reminder. I would say it's more of them to tell you clearly what they want. In this case if they wanted you to do dishes or go to bed early.

Overall your partner doesn't sound like they are communicating healthly.

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Hey Lemmy! What is your most beloved and hated British slang? (lemmy.world)
 

My most beloved British slang is Knackered. Fucking knackered! It means very tired, exhausted. But those terms are sterlized of feeling, of life. You know that feeling after you finish moving? That total fucking exhaustion, you're knackered my friend. I can't think of a word that feels more accurate to the state of reality it describes. Knackered is a fucking gift.

Chuffed. If youre chuffed i believe that means your excited. I hate it but not for real good reasons. It sounds like a bad thing. Like i don't want to be chuffed from the sound of it. It sounds like i chafed my lungs from sighing too much cuz I'm miserable.

Ok now for the linguistic crime known as snog or snogging. It means to make out or tongue kiss someone. But it sounds like a fucking sex act involving noses. And not a normal sex act. A fucking depraved dirty sex act, you'd feel shame even googling, but again it involves noses. And honestly it sounds like snot is likely involved with this sex act. Do better Britain stop saying fucking snogged you dirty bastards.

What is your most beloved and hated British slang?

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Hey Lemmy! Who ya voting for to be the new pope? (lemmy.world)
 

I'm going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?

What would be your farttone? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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What would be your farttone? (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by gothic_lemons@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.

What would be your farttone?

Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.

Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...

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What ya nerds set your thermostats to? (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by gothic_lemons@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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I've been meaning to ask this for a while. I saw a comment a month or so ago. Person said they keep their thermostat at like 65 in the winter and 78 in the summer. 78 seems fucking insane to me. That's too damn hot for inside. How do you sleep at 78 degrees?

Are they a lizard person or am I a baby?

Edit 1: I love all the comments on this! Never thought this post would create such discussion. Looking at the comments vs upvotes it honestly seems 50/50ish that 78 is hot for the indoors. Can lemmy do polls?

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[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ok so like we gotta wait for season 2 for it to officially become a series and get stronger? Then each new season more volts? Huh science isn't that hard actually

Carney’s Checkmate: How Canada's Quiet Bond Play Forced Trump to Drop Tariffs in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

A sound plan. An effective strategy that would give any president pause. However, they overlooked a few key details. While they were playing a master class in chess, Trump was at a checkers board playing roulette and shitting himself. By playing roulette I mean stock manipulation and insider trading while he sucked on checkers pieces and shat himself.