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I sent a department wide email announcing a new release on an internal piece of software my team maintains, it was very concise, almost like a telegram, it was something like:

To everyone at this department:

Internal Software version 6 has been released.

Added support for ABC feature and fixed the issue with XYZ.

Full details in this link.

Kinds regards, me.

Shortly after I got a very verbose response by someone explaining me why should I use AI to write "better" emails, by better it meant longer and verbose. I replied with this comic

I managed to pass this as a kid and a friend invited me to his house so I could pass it for him. That was my peak and my life has gone downhill ever since.