maxthemummer

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What is the punchline to the worst joke you know? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

A shower treat for you all :) [OC] [F] in c/gonewild@fedinsfw.app
[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks!

Trump promises every US adult $5,000 if Republicans win the midterm elections in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he's elected! It's a win win!

Trump claims firefighters carried him away from Ground Zero right after 9/11 in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 5 points 4 days ago

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.