you're zposter
It's bourgeois to wipe, proletarian ideal revolutionary to bidet.
You're absolutely cooking with these
I was there, that thread inspired me to badpost. a truly mediocre badpost it is indeed.
the bill clinton alt

Okay then, here's one that's a power 2 higher than yours.
Holy shit, that's wild. I just assumed that the story was true.
Bruh, wtf, that's literally me. mod abuse time
Put your underwear in a valuables safe, and leave it there. Do not bury (no soil), and don't wear (not soiled).

wait, you've never heard of zposter? They used to be super active, and were at the heart of so many controversies
Basically, they really, really supported Russia. Hence, z poster (or zed proclaimer, or the number of other names they took with new accounts)
I guess they were mostly active on the News mega, that might be it