resipsaloquitur

Sick of Russia holding the world hostage with their crusty nukes.

Because he was born rich and failed up his entire life?

Tell me he won’t mean-revert the second the crisis is over.

“Will someone please clean up this mess I made?”

Fuck you, David.

I suppose we will never hear from Joanne again now that she got her way. Right?

They keep saying Gen Z leans right, but I don’t know how. Old timers like Buzz Aldrin and Clint Eastwood are old enough to remember when republicans weren’t complete trash. Gen Z isn’t.

You mean the guy that thinks we live in a simulation and he’s the player and we are all NPCs is cheating to give himself an advantage? I’m shocked.

Best I can do is an inaccurate calculator.

Please respect the Sofa King.

I’m coining the “inverse Vance” right here, right now. You’re all witnesses.

Fuck that.

Get rid of your silly protections and let Musky’s AI decide how much to pay you (if anything).