overview for saltnotsugar

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Invite with HR Friday at 4pm.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago

We are gathered here for it is the only opening in thy Outlook calendar.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 31 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Man, es ist harder and harder Lemmy posts zu read.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Allens is gangster, bis PLATTDEUTSCH förbi kämmt.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

I go to Vegas for the chess.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Entschuldigung. Haben sie…DANK MEMES?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I know its pronounced Pizzaballa, but in my head it’s Pizza (techno air horns) BAWWWWWLAH!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 22 points 7 months ago

Roll a d6…this is how many times you have to get up to pee during that sleep. Shouldn’t have drank 10 health potions huh?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 37 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I cry on company time.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Madam Suspicionarson was all they could afford.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I will say that some grandmas know how to party.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

BEEP. ENTER NUMBER OF SINS. DISPENSING HOLY WATER AT 50 GALLONS PER SECOND.