saltnotsugar

Someone digging a hole in their yard.

Classic Terry

It’s like saying “hit me!” on a 20. You’re gonna lose, but it’s kinda fun.

So like, we’ll like, put a bomb in like this shell, and like Fidel will see it and like, dive for it….and explode. -CIA Meeting minutes

Do not the French onion soup.

Here’s the deal Notepad, we can’t trust MS Word to remove all the nonsense.

I wish they had some kind of iron chef for microwaves.

I might become a nudist just to get out of folding the laundry.

Oh wow! Goth eldar! I’m sure nothing bad will happen.

The terrorists are gonna either think here’s another British agent, or it’s McLovin the 25 year old organ donor.

If someone wanted to pick me up (romantically or spiritually), a Tesla tank would do quite nicely.

The “step” is always super emphasized, likely due to the porn legal team on site staring daggers into the actors.