soybeanis

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] soybeanis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

If your intestines are wall-to-wall vegan-tofu with no room for air, you can't fart

[–] soybeanis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] soybeanis@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

pokerap beat fades in: soybeanis, red beanis, pinto beanis, black beanis, ... (tens of thousands of legumes later) ... ice cream beanis, broccoli, cabbage, kohlrabi,...

[–] soybeanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

ectoplasmologically accurate beanis

[–] soybeanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

abeanis fowl

[–] soybeanis@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

very pretty

and the lemon flower is sweet

(but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat)

[–] soybeanis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

How will I know if I took enough legumes to see the hat beanis?