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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 2 points 12 hours ago

I eat a based plant diet. All corn no soy.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Billie Eilish is a plant

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mrcury, Vnus, Arth, Mars, Jupitr, Saturn, Uranus, Nptun

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Didn't mention Kplr 22B smh

[–] soybeanis@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

pokerap beat fades in: soybeanis, red beanis, pinto beanis, black beanis, ... (tens of thousands of legumes later) ... ice cream beanis, broccoli, cabbage, kohlrabi,...

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

what kind of beanis-kun are you? how do you do the things you do? show me your beanis deep insiiiiide

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plant-based implies the existence of meat-cringe.

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I hereby decree that all plants shall henceforth have the given name "Beanis." — Adam, probably

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Angiosperm, Gymnosperm

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

grass, trees, flowers, hedges and beanis

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rose

Poppy

Yellow plant

Herb

Stink weed

There ez

I need only potato

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

veganplant, tree plant, beanis plant, faceplant and plantain.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

soy, square soy, stringy soy, blue soy, green soy, red soy, black soy, liquid soy, cheesy soy, fungus soy, noodle soy, gay soy

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Manufacturing, assembly, chemical, pharmaceutical, power, wastewater treatment...

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Two of my grandparents were legumes

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Monocot, dicot, other maybe I don't know

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Me bringing out Alexis Nikole like a stand user

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago