xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of that time my neighbour told me the mailman was fucking my wife, and I was like “hey, I’m jerkin’ here!”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 4 months ago

ouh boy popcorn time again

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago

“I don’t see what that has to do with my involvement in operation Paperclip”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 32 points 4 months ago (8 children)

thats the thing i hate about how everyone talks about how bad it is to date toxic people

they never talk about how hot they are. like yeah they’re wrecking my mental health because they’re also wrecking my reproductive organs

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

Or older

I wish. A lot of mom’s older coworkers were pretty hot. In this instance the girl she tried to set me up with was my age.

That said, there was no bigger turn-off for me than my mom trying to set things up or in any way get involved in my romantic life. She meant well, and it wasn’t in a toxic way, but my mom could get way too nosey for my comfort.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

11 out of 12 wolves disagree

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

labelling a button “do not push” is about as effective as screaming “don’t look at me”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 4 months ago (4 children)

funny enough, my mom tried to set me up with her coworkers before

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN MY ASS

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 55 points 4 months ago (23 children)

I always forget this fact because it’s so incredulous. Then I re-learn it every time. I’m not looking forward to Alzheimer's

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