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Sounds like you’d be into strictly my buttcrack

Edit: I wrote that as a joke but knowing you I’m not sure who’s laughing

Also, “free” v-cards. It’s a scam. You think they’re giving you something for free but then turn around after giving it to you and demand like $3-$4. I was shocked, I thought they were handing out nice valentine cards to be kind but it was a street scam

I wasn’t expecting the drop to hit so hard

These memes jerk me around lately

11-7, my favourite convenience store

can’t even have a public wank in peace anymore what is the world coming to

While you were lifting weights, I was studying the booty shorts

Obviously the one going for armpit action at top right

Over 12k strokes for the average man, if you were wondering

The “then” referring to the PS3 era is hurting my joints

they have the two basic components, glasses and sun

rich as rich daddy balls

like the bejewelled kind