xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 2 weeks ago

more thoughts for me then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 26 points 2 weeks ago

oh that must be why i don’t get any at all

😎😎😎🏍️💥💥VROOM VROOM VROOM

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 2 weeks ago

I mean I could but that’s because when you don’t have enough friends you make up your own

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 36 points 2 weeks ago (18 children)

So 50% of 50 is the same as 50% of 50. Both equal 5

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I was looking for something that said “dad likes leather”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 29 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I am a stuttering serpent /s /s /s /s /s /s

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 114 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Thank you, I specifically crafted this 3 hour slam death metal and goregrind compilation for my 5am beach walk by the residential area.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

that burrito doing the lord’s work

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 3 weeks ago

that’s sooooo sagittarius ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

okay so i am introverted but not hot so i thought i couldnt relate. but i am fairly tattooed, and since i am a fat guy, i tend to wear shorts and t shirts a lot. having people stare at the exposed parts of my body makes me both uncomfortably self-conscious and inflates my ego. is this what hot people feel like?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 102 points 3 weeks ago (25 children)

they don’t care about you or what you think. The whole point is to get you familiar with the product. Familiarity drives shopping. You’re not gonna remember 6 months ago when that detergent ad ruined your 3rd blindfolded Dark Souls 3 run with a taser for a controller, but tide WILL feel familiar, and therefore a safe option. People love to feel like they’re that one wolf among sheep when they get annoyed by an ad, but in the end the rich corps still win.

but on a positive note I love the memes you’ve posted

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