xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 55 points 1 month ago (23 children)

I always forget this fact because it’s so incredulous. Then I re-learn it every time. I’m not looking forward to Alzheimer's

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

the iconic stomp-stomp-clap replaced with slap-slap-ohhh yeaaaahhh

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago

fool, by commenting you’ve declared their post as really good

continuing to scroll or closing the app / browser would’ve been the only true rebuke

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what if i want money more

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still believe that I cannot be saved

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 130 points 1 month ago (7 children)

ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

im sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

how babby formed

how girl get pregant

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Riding ‘round the airplane

With a pocket full of weed

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

five dozen, no less

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

that explains my sterility. i always watched with my balls glued to the screen

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