xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

haha yeah haha how big was it ಠ_ಠ

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

visit them in full furry regalia

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 43 points 1 month ago

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

barking noises

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks, this makes me want to pogo with a shotgun up my ass and my tootsies on the trigger

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 1 month ago

babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m not hearing anything about the hats so I’m gonna mark it off as plausible

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