badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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We millenials invented it all the zoomers adopted it. They think theyre so cool but theyre not theyre lame.

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Idk this random phrase just came to me

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Those clowns in Washington are at it again

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A small thread but it gets pinned like a megathread but it gets locked after 10 comments.

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I'm your dad now

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"Those damn Hexbears are either a bunch of cranks and trolls, or genuine tankies and Stalinists. Don't feed the trolls, don't feed the bears. They'll try to entice you to listen to them with pictures of dope ass bears. None of them are actually cuddly fuzzy teddy bears. Don't fall for the cute bear pics, the Soviet Bear is vicious and these guys embody her, not the cute cubs they post."

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Without Chairman Meow, There Would Be No New China.

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I'm very very proud of you if you washed your ass and asshole today with soap and water. Congrats! Keep up the great work catgirl-salute

If you didn't quite do it right today, don't worry! Just keep trying and you'll eventually get there but in the meantime you'll smell like stinky doodoo feces catgirl-sorry

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I rolla the goomba, I rolla the yoshi! Roll it all into one big pizza pie, whoopeeee!!!

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reporting from behind the great australian firewall, i need your invidious links now more than ever inshallah

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If he remove the wokies from star trek I’ll be so mad 😡

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