badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Feel old yet?

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reporting from behind the great australian firewall, i need your invidious links now more than ever inshallah

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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

I rolla the goomba, I rolla the yoshi! Roll it all into one big pizza pie, whoopeeee!!!

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Her/she

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I'm going to grow my beard so long it covers my junk and then find a cave, and I'll knock down beehives with sticks and eat the honey while the bees sting me, and when local kids come and gawk at me I'll chase them away with a big rock screaming.

Yeah, that would be the life.

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What if we took children's fairytales... but made them DARK AND FUCKED UP!? I bet no one's thought of this before!

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Really makes you think.... cap-think

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Plug me back in babyyyy spaghetti-code

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ducks

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right now

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I am Pagliacci. kiryu-dame-da-ne

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

catgirl-smug

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"Nah, too obvious. I'll run it out of the basement of a D.C. artisanal pizza parlor that I also hold public events in. Who would see that coming!"

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I'm playing Pokemon Go

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"Unless you've been living under a rock you've obviously already heard about the newest developments in snail studies"

"The world mourns as the foremost expert on protozoans in central europe transitions to professor emeritus. The world is lesser for this, and we expect all flags to be flown at half mast" [Cues up AI generated mourning song ala "we are Charlie Kirk"]

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Finding the originals without the shitty CGI is nearly impossible now anyway so why not update it again in the spirit of our time?

It will decide once and for all whether Han shot first. Or at all.

I bet a bunch of dolts would pay to see it.

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beanis

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