badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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"Nah, too obvious. I'll run it out of the basement of a D.C. artisanal pizza parlor that I also hold public events in. Who would see that coming!"

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I'm playing Pokemon Go

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"Unless you've been living under a rock you've obviously already heard about the newest developments in snail studies"

"The world mourns as the foremost expert on protozoans in central europe transitions to professor emeritus. The world is lesser for this, and we expect all flags to be flown at half mast" [Cues up AI generated mourning song ala "we are Charlie Kirk"]

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Finding the originals without the shitty CGI is nearly impossible now anyway so why not update it again in the spirit of our time?

It will decide once and for all whether Han shot first. Or at all.

I bet a bunch of dolts would pay to see it.

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beanis

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Do you frak with them

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I have no problem with Hexbears authoritarianism. My problem is with the socialism.


This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Cast your vote below.

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Borders aren't real! When I ask them to show me a border, Nationalists brings out a drawn picture like :phoenix-evidence: with all the energy of :soypoint-1: :border-middle-cross-square: :soypoint-2: while saying it is real! :i-cant: Buddy that is an imaginary line!

:frothingfash: :can-excuse-1: I can excuse the deaths of millions of people and overthrowing of modernism, but I draw the line!

Bro pick up a pencil and start drawing! Art is free!

Strasserwrongs :solidarity: coke heads
:spongebob-i-fucking-love: I FUCKING LOVE LINES!

spoilerSatan I apologize to cokeheads for comparing you to the loser wing of a loser ideology. :timmy-pray: :sicko-satan:

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Mine is

Most used emoji: beanis
Most used comm: c/badposting
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Wow i never would have guessed

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Uhh, let me be pier

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My profound thoughts in this deeply serious comm

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