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[–] TheLastOfHisName@piefed.social 57 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Why not add a wax figure of Kirk, wearing exactly what he wore that day?
Bonus: you could have another figure molded in pose of the moment when he was shot? "Yes, now you can experience Charlie's exact moment of martyrdom!"

And you know what? There would be a line.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 33 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Hook it up to a hose and squirt fans with blood through a hole in his neck!

[–] modus@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AI slop isn't AI slopping for once

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