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[–] TheLastOfHisName@piefed.social 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why not add a wax figure of Kirk, wearing exactly what he wore that day?
Bonus: you could have another figure molded in pose of the moment when he was shot? "Yes, now you can experience Charlie's exact moment of martyrdom!"

And you know what? There would be a line.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 33 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Hook it up to a hose and squirt fans with blood through a hole in his neck!

[–] modus@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

AI slop isn't AI slopping for once

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 6 days ago

Gwar has taught me that people love being sprayed with blood.

[–] BarbedDentalFloss@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Oh man it could be like a gwar concert!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I commented almost the same thing before reading this 🤦.