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[–] DarthCapi@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

He was committing crimes with BillGates and he still got banned?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 hours ago

Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live due to an agreement between Microsoft and the New York Attorney General for all registered sex offenders to be banned from the service.

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 hours ago

Jeffrey probably teabagged him.