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Jeffrey Epstein was banned on Xbox Live (xboxera.com)

submitted 5 hours ago by Stamau123@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

I knew he was a wrong'un. Finally, some proof.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Somehow has bested the 14 year old 'fucking your mom' thing by kipping the mom?

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 minutes ago

And fucking her 14 year old too

[–] DarthCapi@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

He was committing crimes with BillGates and he still got banned?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 hours ago

Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live due to an agreement between Microsoft and the New York Attorney General for all registered sex offenders to be banned from the service.

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 hours ago

Jeffrey probably teabagged him.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

so...

what's his account? did he actually play it or was it some dipshit thing set up for guests or for the girls he raped to ignore?