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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

To be fair those older movies are long as fuck. I watched something with 10 minute long opening credits the other day. I had to skip it.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 hours ago

I remember watching 2001, a space odyssey, and being thoroughly underwhelmed by it. Visually stunning, but if I hadn't also read the book, I'd have had absolutely no idea what was happening for most of the film.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The Truffaut film referenced is an hour and 45 minutes.

What movie had 10 minutes of opening credits? Back when credits were at the open, it used to be about 30 seconds of credits.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Plenty movies from the 40s and 50s ran all the credits at the beginning along with an overture. IMO the overture is one of the best parts of older movies, which often had amazing, sweeping soundtracks

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

Please name one. Never seen one that had more than 2 minutes of opening credit even if you include the extra symphonic stuff as “credits” (we don’t count previews toward runtimes now, so not sure it’s a fair comparison). Maybe one or two had a dedicated symphonic opening but that was exceedingly rare

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Reading your reaction to everyone else's comments, did you read the part where I said credits and an overture? What's got you so wound up over this? You'll notice I never said 10 minutes like that first guy, but most movies have way longer opening titles than 30 seconds, which is what you said...

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Which Lawrence of Arabia version from the 40s or 50s (your words) are you referring to?

If you mean the famous 60s film…. Yes, it has a minute of credits and another 4 or 5 for the overture. Not credits.

Again, still looking for examples of extended credit sequences. Overtures are basically the same as intermissions. That’s a totally different beast.

Even if you want to lump them together, we’re still at the “one or two” I mentioned. Huge Hollywood blockbusters. Exceedingly rare.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I literally said overture in the comment that's got you all bothered

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Oh boy. I just reread your edited comments. It’s hard to keep up when you edit like that

But yes, I would still care to hear your 40s and 50s examples. If you have one where overture+credits approaches 10 minutes, I’d be shocked. As we’ve discussed, some examples in the 60s can hit 5 minutes, but that’s about the most I’ve seen

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Watched planet of the apes the other day and it had a good amount of opening credits. Couldn't tell you the length off the top of my head

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

4 minutes. That’s a great example of the rare symphonic opening I was referencing.

But that’s also not the 40s or 50s.

[–] Smuckles@piefed.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

The Outsiders had a stupidly long intro if my memory is correct. I remember taking the tape out to check if maybe it was at the end and the credits were rolling.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Why do people keep naming 60s films with 4 minutes of musical intros when I’m asking for 40s and 50s films with 10 minute credit intros lol?

Edit: overture is the word I was looking for, not “musical intro”. But that’s not a thing that happened in early cinema (barring Chaplin, who had strict control of scores - would be interested if someone else cares to google that)

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 hours ago

Only 10 minutes credits? That's weak.