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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Karl Marx is my best friend and works at Antifa HQ so he knows everything about leftism.

He said that you got all this communism stuff wrong. He also said real communism is when you give free stuff to me, your ol' pal Dort_Owl!

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well what do you want then?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You know, stuff! Uh...

Froot Loops and frosty chocolate milkshakes! Leftover slime! A pet hermit crab!

Stuff!

That's what Marx meant about surplus value, you see. He meant give me your surplus stuff.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can do the slime, it naturally occurs in my region.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I found it in the woods just for you.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I will cherish this. This is the best Halloween ever.