badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Smiling actually requires more muscles than not smiling, so if you were to smile, it would use up more energy and cause more wear and tear on more cells than any other reaction to a joke. So if you go through life without laughing at anything, you will use less energy and live longer. Furthermore, if you find a meme page on facebook that you like, you are more likely to visit it more often, and if you regularly spend your time looking at it, you will be more likely to stay up later, which reduces the amount of time you spend sleeping every night. Not only does that hurt your health, it also makes you more likely to drink caffeine, which can also be bad for your health. When you drink more and more caffeine every day, you eventually need more and more coffee to wake up every morning, so you will be more likely to drive to a coffee shop, which emits more fumes into the atmosphere. As the pollution level rises, it becomes harder and harder to breath clean air. So even though someone might think it would increase their lifespan to look at a funny meme instead of an unfunny meme, they would be right, because this image gave me cancer.