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House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails (www.alreporter.com)

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Should be easy for the airlines to comply with, since they don't leave chemtrails, they leave contrails.

[–] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 23 hours ago

You know what else leaves contrails? Politicians!

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I can't wait to see the house subcommittee hearing where a bunch of old republicans, playing lip-service for their uneducated base, interrogate a Boeing exec about what's coming out of the back of their planes, and the Boeing exec's display board catches fire and explodes on the house floor.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't believe you. Begin firing on my signal.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That sounds like something someone with a degree in ozone would say!