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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Thankfully, if that hard-to-get little vixen of a teenager lied about what school she goes to, he likely has the resources to look up her school and home address!

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 14 points 8 hours ago

I was gonna make a joke back about him bringing her some homework but i think the ick factor dropped it being funny to me again.

Cause i mean... He could. He could look up her address and likely her parents and know when to abuse his position to go to her house or pull her out of class. Its not funny to pretend to not be upset about this is where i am at.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Not "likely", definitely.

And, the "resources" is an email to the school administration. They wouldn't even ask why. They'd just send over her entire file--address, family, friends, grades, classes, teachers, school schedule, after school activities--everything.