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If I had money on where this ended, I'd put it on them abolishing the Student Board Member seat on the grounds that it was too much of a temptation for the rest of the board.
Maybe slide in a rule about students needing to wear full figure coverings to prevent anyone on the board from becoming aroused.
Yikes. Probably, as well, but yikes.