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Tom Green humped a dead moose. Does that qualify him to be the surgeon general?
Tom Green would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.
The dead moose would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.
Too bad he lives in a cabin in the woods away from the world crazies, he's got the right idea. Also he's Canadian so yea fuck the usa
Who knows, America might end up getting taken over by Canada after Trump runs it into the ground.
Don't threaten me with a good time
Did he penetrate or dry hump?
Yes
No, which
Porky no lost dose?