this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
662 points (99.1% liked)

Not The Onion

21227 readers
1906 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

Unsurprisingly, alcoholics are great at making bad and morally unsound decisions

Edit: since it looks like I'm probably being just a judgmental jerk.

I'm booze free for three years now, I've made my share of bad and morally unsound decisions with the stuff, but the best one was putting it down. If there's anyone out there who thinks they have a problem, I assure you it's worth whatever it takes to give it up, it's much nicer on the other side.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

Don't lump decent booze-hounds like myself in with that worthless heap of shit

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

GG!

Closing in on terminating the second year here!

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You're giving alcoholics like me a bad image

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Good thing I'm just your everyday window masturbator then