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What the fuck? Why is this alcoholic giving sermons at the Pentagon?
Unsurprisingly, alcoholics are great at making bad and morally unsound decisions
Edit: since it looks like I'm probably being just a judgmental jerk.
I'm booze free for three years now, I've made my share of bad and morally unsound decisions with the stuff, but the best one was putting it down. If there's anyone out there who thinks they have a problem, I assure you it's worth whatever it takes to give it up, it's much nicer on the other side.
No we done
You're giving alcoholics like me a bad image
Good thing I'm just your everyday window masturbator then