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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 26 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

Why is an unregistered paedo, reality TV star, confirmed rapist, racist, convicted felon, bankruptcy champion, russian stooge, blatant corrupt, pathological liar, massively narcissistic, dementia riddled mushy brained, pussy grabbing sexual assaulter allowed to be the us president (twice)?

And why is the aforementioned ambling barrel of obese syphilis allowed to put these inexperienced idiots to be in such positions of power?

Christ, allowing a tantrumming toddler to have all that power is ridiculous in itself. But then allowing a manbaby to just gut and replace such important jobs with insane sycophants is absolutely moronic!

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

unregistered paedo, reality TV star, confirmed rapist, racist, convicted felon, bankruptcy champion, russian stooge, blatant corrupt, pathological liar, massively narcissistic, dementia riddled mushy brained, pussy grabbing sexual assaulter

He's also just a fucking dickhead -- nobody ever mentions that. And he's the worst kind of person -- an insufferable moron that thinks he's a genius (maybe that fits with "massively narcissistic" but I think it's different tho possibly related).

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Because the United States are broken beyond repair.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

They're actively trying to destroy it like Daddy Putin wants

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The typical American is desperate, struggling, frightened and beaten into apathy

Unfortunately, they're also incredibly poorly educated and ignorant.

What they're taught in school is a sanitised and propagandised version of the world, where America is always the hero

When they are shown how civilised countries operate, the response is always "this is America, we don't want that here, despite the fact that it's demonstrably better for everyone in society"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago

Makes me remember sailors from the soviet union, laughing their asses off because we explicitly drove all our cars in front of their boat in the harbour to make them believe like everyone in Sweden had a car.

When it was just a normal day.

Bet usanians can't comprehend the freedom we have in europe either.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Racism. George Washington should have let the southern states separate after the Revolutionary war when they threatened to if they weren't allowed to keep slaves.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

(George Washington was one of those slaveholders in a southern state)

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Thanks for the clarification. I forgot he was.