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Billionaire CEO: Work-Life Balance Is For The Weak (fortune.com)

submitted 11 hours ago by bearboiblake@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/67674748

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45976558

Moar overtime, you lazy serfs!

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[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Boss came to talk me about how i looked tired yesterday. We talked for some time and he said that i need to look fresher, like he. He told how in reality he was also tired because he was golfing day before and his legs were so sore, but he does not let it show.

[–] baines@piefed.social 2 points 52 minutes ago

lmao I would not be able to bite my tongue