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Texas school sent waiver for parents to allow kids to be coached by sex offender (www.chron.com)

submitted 3 days ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Correction: Texas is run by the oil companies.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Correction : Texas is run by probable paedophiles

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I just saw three comments in a row trying to correct each other while saying the same thing in different words.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Why do the oil companies want sexual predators to work in schools?

I know why the GOP wants it. They protect their own.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

the gop is the last refuge of the degenerates, almost always sex offendors or brain damaged conservatives in various forms.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

They want good sports

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

the energy company, texas is said to closely resemble russia than other states.