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The best Steven Seagal movie I've ever seen, really the only good one, was Executive Decision.
Like other Steven Seagal movies, you see he's in it, and you groan and think, "this is going to suck." Then 20 minutes into the movie he's killed off, and you can relax and enjoy the rest.
I liked Exit Wounds, in which he demonstrated that the fastest way to steal a car is by using a key fob.
In all fairness, that's the only thing I remember about that movie and I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything else with him in it. Excluding Space Ice YouTube videos.
That one had a pretty good cast outside of Seagal himself. Same director also did Romeo Must Die and Cradle 2 the grave with some of the same cast, but no Seagal. Those are slightly better movied since... No Seagal lol
Space Ice is that you?
It's not, but I did reference his videos in the next line!