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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve mentioned this one before, but it’s worth retelling.

I briefly knew a guy, absolute hick ass trailer trash, who said a large number of incredibly dumb things to me, but this one stands out. He once told me that Southern Baptist was the one true religion, because, and this is a direct quote, “His name is John the Baptist, not John the Catholic!”

And for him that was a QED moment.

Dumbest motherfucker I’ve ever encountered.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

I was at a trailer park party once as a non-white person in the south.

Apropos of nothing, I was approached by probably the skinniest human on the planet. Like, he was so skinny you couldn't tell if you were looking directly at his bones, or if his skin was actually a paper thin covering over his bones. He was so skinny, he could have performed in some sort of advertisement explaining how the price of a cup of coffee could help feed the starving southerners.

As I was scanning my periphery to see if I could identify the Necromancer that was animating this creature, this person told me, of their own volition, that in church they had learned that white people were made by God and therefore had souls and black people evolved from monkeys and therefore did not have souls.

In his mind, this was a way of reconciling the truth of evolution with the faith of his church.

He had no idea that he had just lobbed the most racist thought that I had ever been exposed to in my entire life at me.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

the most racist thought that I had ever been exposed to in my entire life

Damn, the white southerners have started behaving themselves since I left a couple of decades ago if that’s the worst you heard! Barely even joking, I’ve met so many people where I live now who are from the south that say ‘I just had to get the fuck out’. Gorgeous places, tiny clusters of great people, and vast swathes of shit straight out of Deliverance.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I am struggling to think of anything a human being could say that would be more racist than:

"This entire group of people are soulless homunculi, p-noid zombies, there is nothing going on behind their eyes, when they die they just die."

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh, they can throw in a lot more racist stereotypes and racial slurs! Not doing that to your face is what we’ve been conditioned to accept as progress for the south.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

In his head, you are now the non-white friend he can claim he has to prove he’s not racist.

(Also, username checks out…?)

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I did pick that name for a reason.

[–] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

"If I heard it in church, it can't be bad, it can't be wrong."