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Except you're not exactly homeless, are you?
Yes. If you're giving soup to someone who isn't homeless, you are allowed to pee in it. It's in UN Charter.
Tbh: Sounds american. We the pee-ople.
I think it's pronounced pee-pole.
pee pull
Except you're not really given the soup. It's just there for your taking, with a sign "contains piss".
I'm just permanently surprised by the entitlement of people smh
How much free stuff did you create in your life, piss or not?
And then the restaurant down the street that doesn't give two shits takes the soup and uses it to make their own stock and serve it to you without the warning. And when the other three restaurants and the soup kitchen see THAT restaurant taking it, they ignore the sign that says "contains piss" because surely, if that first guy was using it it can't be that bad, and even it it is, well, they can't get us ALL if we ALL do it, right?
This is actually a post about artificial sweeteners.
Basic decency isn't entitlement, it's the very much ignored minimum standard.
The AI powered bugs that have been showing up in rsync were not disclosed in advance. There was no "contains piss" sign, nor is such a practice a realistic possibility.
He also didn't delete the old version. So there's two soups for free, one labeled with piss and one labeled piss free.
People could take the piss free version.
I made an album you can have for free 🤷♂️
Does this mean we should take the rest of the analogy literally then?
If you can point to any part of the analogy that's valuable, I'm happy to go along. But this post is like breaking into someone's home and shitting on their table. There, I can analogy too.
Sorry if that upset you, I was just trying to post something funny.
Unacceptable. Into the cage with you.