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How likely they are to have sex with me this very second behind those bushes over there.
Good God I'm shallow sometimes...
"This stupid stat is broken, it just shows 0 for everybody."
"Oh, finally, someone with 20%. Wait... is that a negative sign?!"
Laughs in ugly
It was easier to program that way. The odds of it ever not being 0 were too small to spend the resources for a proper indicator.
Recency of last wank would be an interesting one
friend gets back from the bathroom and their number has gone down near zero
My first thought was how attracted they are to me, which I guess is kinda the same thing
That's useless, I already know the answer, it's "not at all"
How willingly would they put up with me for a while?
It's more useful for some people. Even then, you never know. Attraction is weird sometimes.
man its going to drive you crazy when you are really far from those bushes. like in another country.
Oh shit, I didn't think of romantic compatibility.