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[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 67 points 2 days ago (5 children)

How likely they are to have sex with me this very second behind those bushes over there.

Good God I'm shallow sometimes...

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 93 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

"This stupid stat is broken, it just shows 0 for everybody."

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Oh, finally, someone with 20%. Wait... is that a negative sign?!"

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago

Laughs in ugly

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

It was easier to program that way. The odds of it ever not being 0 were too small to spend the resources for a proper indicator.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Recency of last wank would be an interesting one

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

friend gets back from the bathroom and their number has gone down near zero

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My first thought was how attracted they are to me, which I guess is kinda the same thing

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's useless, I already know the answer, it's "not at all"

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 hours ago

How willingly would they put up with me for a while?

It's more useful for some people. Even then, you never know. Attraction is weird sometimes.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

man its going to drive you crazy when you are really far from those bushes. like in another country.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Oh shit, I didn't think of romantic compatibility.